Futurama and South Park

I am absolutely bored and feeling rather lazy because tomorrow is my first official day back to reality. So, instead of writing about something serious and depressing, I am going to write about my guilty secret pleasures. Which begin with Futurama and South Park. I can pretend like I dont like the shows, that they are retarded, immature, and lame but that would be a huge lie on my part. When I am feeling down and stressed out its like I shut off an entire portion of my brain and induldge in the stupidity that is Futurama and South Park. 

I always feel like my IQ drops from watching shows like them but I cannot help but continue to view. I cannot shit them off. Unless a horrible commercial comes on, and I realize how pathetic it is. Then I usually go read a book or watch a documentery to make myself feel better about the bullshit I just allowed inside my brain. Its like when people are on a diet and then they have an uh-oh moment where they eat like four pieces of cake or cant just eat one chip. They eat a salad for dinner to try to make up for the bullshit that just happened. 

Now there are shows that I absolutely hate and cannot watch because they draw the line at ridiculous. For example, I cannot stand to watch too much robot chicken or declassified. 

What is your dirty pleasure? Too much candy? Liquor? Vodka? Porn? Bad television shows like futurama? Comment it.